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Index Of Chapters
Forward - By Godfrey Redburn 1 - Scratchings From The Underbelly 2 - Treenought 3 - The Dawn Of The Absolute 4 - The Ogre Of Everlasting Truth 5 - Review Of A Jizzbuckets Album - Butt-Fucking Disco Superstar 6 - Ores Yese 7 - Circus Of The Straps 8 - Two Years Later 9 - This Is A Chapter That Introduces The Bizarre Taxation Accountant... 10 - Capote Wrote Mockingbird 11 - Elsewhere At The Same Point In Time 12 - Peyote 13 - At Home With The Mad Arab Abdul Ab Hazarad 14 - The Scroll Of Enlightenment 15 - Post Fade 16 - Boronia Death Trip: A Mating Season With The Jizzbuckets 17 - Excerpt 18 - The Anti-Dream 19 - Johnny O'Keefe Dream Sequence 20 - Homely Planet 21 - Trakle Necrocide I 22 - Buttfuck Serenade 23 - Play That Fucking Music White Boy 24 - The Bait 25 - Pablo Cortisone And The Faeces Of Eight (Part One) 26 - Floyd 27 - Post Paroxysm 28 - Prelude To An Erection 29 - Blackout #40 (By Coco) 30 - Pseudo Jack Henry 31 - Ace And The Acid Freak Stirrup 32 - A Visit From Zonar 33 - A Day In Court (And The Mystical Terrorism Of Everyday Zen-Killing) 34 - Rodrigo Testico Has Knowledge Of The Present 35 - At Club Bathos 36 - Censored By Fred Nile 37 - The Laws Of Anarchy 38 - Momma La Muerte 39 - The Press Conference 40 - Familiarity Breeds Death 41 - Jemima Suckworthy Has The Filament Of Tomorrow 42 - Hotel La Spaz 43 - At The Rumba Rhubarb Club 44 - Love Scene 45 - About Work 46 - Spanknation 47 - This Is Another Silly Chapter Heading. 48 - B G A 49 - Returning From A Pointless Interlude 50 - Trakle Necrocide II 51 - The Valentine 52 - The Introduction Of Filthy Sanchez 53 - Another Stupid Idea And Another Dead End 54 - The Incarceration Of Filthy Sanchez 55 - Subterranean Homosexual Bashing 56 - Keef Is A Fabulous Cunt 57 - J, Ace, And The Disgusting Brothers 58 - Germy Plays The Rusty Trombone 59 - Near Anonymous E-mail Sent To J 60 - Jah Peril 61 - The Arrival Of The Stupids 62 - After Dinner Mince 63 - Pablo Cortisone And The Faeces Of Eight (Part Two) 64 - Cesspit Of The Depraved: Friday Night At The Flying Horse 65 - The Wisdom Of The Fifth Immortals 66 - Revelations 67 - The Cigar Ash Desert

Index Of Chapters

Forward - By Godfrey Redburn
1 - Scratchings From The Underbelly
2 - Treenought
3 - The Dawn Of The Absolute
4 - The Ogre Of Everlasting Truth
5 - Review Of A Jizzbuckets Album - Butt-Fucking Disco Superstar
6 - Ores Yese
7 - Circus Of The Straps
8 - Two Years Later
9 - This Is A Chapter That Introduces The Bizarre Taxation Accountant...
10 - Capote Wrote Mockingbird
11 - Elsewhere At The Same Point In Time
12 - Peyote
13 - At Home With The Mad Arab Abdul Ab Hazarad
14 - The Scroll Of Enlightenment
15 - Post Fade
16 - Boronia Death Trip: A Mating Season With The Jizzbuckets
17 - Excerpt
18 - The Anti-Dream
19 - Johnny O'Keefe Dream Sequence
20 - Homely Planet
21 - Trakle Necrocide I
22 - Buttfuck Serenade
23 - Play That Fucking Music White Boy
24 - The Bait
25 - Pablo Cortisone And The Faeces Of Eight (Part One)
26 - Floyd
27 - Post Paroxysm
28 - Prelude To An Erection
29 - Blackout #40 (By Coco)
30 - Pseudo Jack Henry
31 - Ace And The Acid Freak Stirrup
32 - A Visit From Zonar
33 - A Day In Court (And The Mystical Terrorism Of Everyday Zen-Killing)
34 - Rodrigo Testico Has Knowledge Of The Present
35 - At Club Bathos
36 - Censored By Fred Nile
37 - The Laws Of Anarchy
38 - Momma La Muerte
39 - The Press Conference
40 - Familiarity Breeds Death
41 - Jemima Suckworthy Has The Filament Of Tomorrow
42 - Hotel La Spaz
43 - At The Rumba Rhubarb Club
44 - Love Scene
45 - About Work
46 - Spanknation
47 - This Is Another Silly Chapter Heading.
48 - B G A
49 - Returning From A Pointless Interlude
50 - Trakle Necrocide II
51 - The Valentine
52 - The Introduction Of Filthy Sanchez
53 - Another Stupid Idea And Another Dead End
54 - The Incarceration Of Filthy Sanchez
55 - Subterranean Homosexual Bashing
56 - Keef Is A Fabulous Cunt
57 - J, Ace, And The Disgusting Brothers
58 - Germy Plays The Rusty Trombone
59 - Near Anonymous E-mail Sent To J
60 - Jah Peril
61 - The Arrival Of The Stupids
62 - After Dinner Mince
63 - Pablo Cortisone And The Faeces Of Eight (Part Two)
64 - Cesspit Of The Depraved: Friday Night At The Flying Horse
65 - The Wisdom Of The Fifth Immortals
66 - Revelations
67 - The Cigar Ash Desert

59 - Near Anonymous E-mail Sent To J

DEAR LOBOTOMY BOY,

MEET ME IN THE PERSIAN CHESS HOCKEY SOCIAL CLUB TOILETS, 3PM THIS WEDNESDAY TO DISCUSS LOVE AND SALVATION. COFFEE AND BISCUITS WILL BE PROVIDED.

YOURS TRULY,

MAD BAAEAARK ABDUL

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